Zhejiang, China staged “Adventures in the Water”: residents shouted “I am not a toilet!”
It is reported that Mr. Liu has run away because he is dissatisfied with his boss and has done abhorrent things that affect the water supply of 3 million people,It is the murderer who causes water pollution Recently, a city in Zhejiang Province was suddenly involved in a “golden water” storm. The cause of the incident was that the municipal sewage system had a brain pump and actually poured sewage into the water pipe, directly allowing thousands of households to experience the taste of “shit running”.
It is said that this pollution incident can be called “feces”. When many citizens turned on the faucet, their eyes lit up, and the yellow liquid gushed out. Some people thought that the golden faucet was won at home, but when they smelled it – shit, this smell is familiar and unfamiliar, and the memory of childhood suddenly awakened: isn’t this feces!
According to witnesses, after some residents boiled rice with water, a wisp of yellow “immortal energy” rose from the pot, and a spoonful of it was ingested, and they realized on the spot: “This is not rice, it is shit rice.” What’s more, while taking a shower, they collapsed and shouted: “Am I taking a shower or pickling myself!”
Due to the large amount of feces participating in the “floating on the water” performance, many citizens felt unwell and went to the hospital to seek medical treatment. The hospital was overcrowded, and the doctor was also suspicious of life: “Are you suffering from diarrhea collectively, or did you drink fecal water collectively?”
After the incident was exposed, the local sewage company urgently apologized and announced that each household would be given 5 tons of “clean real water” (free of shit) as compensation. But the citizens did not buy it at all, saying: “I drank shit, not feelings!”, “5 tons of water? Can you wash away the smell of shit in my heart?”, “I can pay for my childhood, just don’t let me smell that smell again!”
At present, the relevant departments are carrying out “ideological education” and “skills retraining” on the sewage system to prevent it from “fecal heart” next time. And the whole city has begun to seriously consider whether to use their noses to test the poison when drinking water in the future: “These days, when the faucet is turned on, you never know whether it is water or the deep pit of life that comes out.”
Author: AI
Published: 19July 2025