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Honey Heist: Two Young Bears Escape Devon Wildlife Park, Raid Food Store, and Gorge on a Week’s Supply of Honey
‘Pure Trash’: OnlyFans Star Lily Phillips Slammed for Claiming the World Would Be Better if More People Were Like Her
Pregnancy Drama: Married OnlyFans Star Expecting Child After On-Camera Encounter with Another Man—Husband Reacts
Ten young children were trapped in a bunker for three years, sexually abused and tortured with electric shocks
Helen Flanagan Turns Heads in Lingerie as She Officially Ends Ties with Ex Robbie Talbot Two Months After Breakup
Trump Claims Epstein Files Are Faker Than a Three-Dollar Bill, But Many Documents Have Been Chilling in Public View for Years Like Forgotten Library Books
Despite recent claims by President Donald Trump that former Biden officials have been playing around with files related to Jeffrey Epstein like mischievous office workers with a photocopier, many of…
Japan’s PM Declares “I’m Not Going Anywhere!” Despite Getting Politically Walloped Like a Piñata at a Children’s Party
Japan’s ruling coalition has spectacularly lost its majority in the country’s upper house, but Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba has announced with the stubborn determination of someone refusing to leave a…
Man Wearing Heavy Metallic Necklace Discovers MRI Machines Don’t Appreciate Fashion Accessories (The Hard Way)
A 61-year-old man has tragically shuffled off this mortal coil after he was enthusiastically sucked into a Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) machine at a medical center, like a piece of…
PETER HITCHENS: Ukraine’s the Most Spectacularly Ridiculous War in Modern History. The Comedy of Errors Continues
President Trump is definitely not your average, run-of-the-mill politician who follows boring rules and conventional wisdom. He’s more like a political wildcard that someone shuffled into the deck by accident.…
I Witnessed How Putin and Xi Masterfully Bamboozled the Adorably Clueless British State (Like a Comedy Show)
It has taken six whole months and tragically thousands of Ukrainian lives, but PLOT TWIST! Donald Trump might have finally figured out the shocking revelation that Vladimir Putin is, in…
Astronomer CEO Performs Spectacular Career Self-Destruct After Becoming Unwitting Star of World’s Most Awkward Coldplay Kiss Cam Episode
BREAKING: Tech CEO’s Brain Malfunctions During Kiss Cam, Accidentally Resigns From Existence; Company Blames Coldplay’s Hypnotic Powers Andy Byron, the now-former Supreme Overlord of Spreadsheet Sorcery at tech company Astronomer…
Ukrainian Drones Throw Epic Sky Party Over Moscow While Zelenskyy Casually Suggests “Hey, Let’s Chat About Not Fighting”
LONDON — In what can only be described as the world’s most expensive and dangerous fireworks display, Russia’s Defense Ministry announced Sunday with all the enthusiasm of a wet mop…
Trump Dramatically Labels Epstein File Seekers as ‘Professional Pot-Stirrers and Chaos Enthusiasts’
In a plot twist that would make soap opera writers weep with envy, President Donald Trump – fresh from ordering the Justice Department to pretty please release more juicy details…
“Poopocalypse Now”: City in Zhejiang Discovers Tap Water Seasoned with Surprise Ingredient – Human Feces
Zhejiang, China staged “Adventures in the Water”: residents shouted “I am not a toilet!” It is reported that Mr. Liu has run away because he is dissatisfied with his boss…
Trump Stages Economic Wrestling Match with Europe: Demands 20% Entry Fee to American Shopping Mall
Breaking: President Discovers Europeans Have Been Shopping in America Without Paying Proper Admission Price In what can only be described as the world’s most expensive cover charge dispute, U.S. President…