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Honey Heist: Two Young Bears Escape Devon Wildlife Park, Raid Food Store, and Gorge on a Week’s Supply of Honey
‘Pure Trash’: OnlyFans Star Lily Phillips Slammed for Claiming the World Would Be Better if More People Were Like Her
Pregnancy Drama: Married OnlyFans Star Expecting Child After On-Camera Encounter with Another Man—Husband Reacts
Ten young children were trapped in a bunker for three years, sexually abused and tortured with electric shocks
Helen Flanagan Turns Heads in Lingerie as She Officially Ends Ties with Ex Robbie Talbot Two Months After Breakup
Trump’s Veins Stage Rebellion: The Great Blood Flow Mutiny of 2025
Breaking: 79-Year-Old President’s Leg Veins Declare Independence, Refuse to Follow Basic Circulatory Laws In what medical experts are calling “The Great Vein Revolt of 2025,” US President Donald Trump’s leg…
Brazil Police Play Ultimate Game of Tag with Ex-President Bolsonaro, Force Him to Wear Fashionable Ankle Jewelry
Breaking: 70-Year-Old Former President Discovers He’s Not Too Old for House Arrest Makeover In what can only be described as the world’s most dramatic episode of “Extreme Home Makeover: Prison…
Shocking news, Asian concert leaks underwear
Guys, this Asian actress revealed herself at a concert, and you can see how alluring her big boobs are. It is understood that this actress is the norm, and she…
Unacceptable: Germany Politely Tells von der Leyen Her €1.8 Trillion Shopping List Is Slightly Out of Budget
BERLIN — In what can only be described as the most epic financial reality check since someone tried to pay for a Ferrari with Monopoly money, the German government has…
Brazil’s President Lula Gently Reminds Trump He’s Not Actually the Emperor of the Universe, Shocking Development
Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva has delivered what can only be described as the diplomatic equivalent of a reality check, informing Donald Trump that his American counterpart was…
Merz Promises Patriot Missiles Will Reach Ukraine Very Shortly, Possibly on Rocket-Powered Pizza Delivery
LONDON — In what can only be described as the world’s most expensive express delivery service, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz announced that Ukraine would receive Patriot air-defense missiles very soon,…
BREAKING: 79-Year-Old Superhuman Trump’s Legs Go Full Balloon Mode, White House Says Totally Normal Guys
n what can only be described as the most predictable plot twist since M. Night Shyamalan discovered his own career, our beloved eternal youth President Donald Trump has been diagnosed…
White House Learns That Promising to Find Bigfoot and Delivering a Sock Puppet Is Not Great Politics: Scientists Baffled by This Discovery
In breaking news that has shocked approximately zero people who have ever worked in government, the Trump administration has managed to create what political scientists are calling “the most spectacular…
‘It’s Just Better!’ Trump Claims He’s Convinced Coca-Cola to Use Cane Sugar After What We Can Only Assume Was the World’s Weirdest Corporate Phone Call
In what may go down as the most bizarre diplomatic achievement since someone convinced the world that pineapple belongs on pizza, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he has successfully…
Famous female stars don’t wear underwear
The members of the famous girl group didn’t wear underwear at the performance site. Yes, you read that right, she didn’t wear underwear and leaked a tampon. Did your sexy…